January 2012
Anonymous asked: I am giving up on pick up lines because I'm terrible at them but I have a question. What do you think about gauges? I know a lot of guys who love them and a lot of guys who are like that's disgusting why would you do that? So what's your standpoint?
December 2011
Anonymous asked: Late with the pickup line... but here: I wish u where my homework, that way, I could bring you home, slam you down on my desk, and do u all night. ;D
Anonymous asked: Heyy! Lets play titanic, when i say ice berg, you go down ;)
n4t-ure asked: your youtube videos are so funny! ive been stalking your videos watched nearly all of them hahaha, your so good looking omfg :( p.s happy new years eve ;-) XXXX
Anonymous asked: There's this awesome guy, his name is Nick. He's really hot, and has a huge dick. Do yourself a favor, just hit follow, now thank yourself, and don't forget to swallow.
find-a-way-to--smile asked: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but did we meet on the moon?
I am going to bed. You guys were amazing. I must...
Anonymous asked: Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
Anonymous asked: Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own
Anonymous asked: If I only had a NICKel for every time I wanted to do it
Anonymous asked: You put the "bone" in Cubone.
dancingthedaysaway asked: i lost my teddybear. could i sleep with you tonight? (:
Anonymous asked: If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!
wtffilmsftw asked: Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
Anonymous asked: I want to fuck you every time you use the correct form of you're*
Anonymous asked: My Magikarp knows a little more than splash if you know what I mean.
sauabucnis asked: If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Thanksgiving, can I visit you between the holidays?
Anonymous asked: You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot.
Anonymous asked: Hey there sweet tits ;)
Anonymous asked: Do me.
Anonymous asked: Screw a pick up line, let's fuck.
p3nismerrick asked: I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can fuck your mouth.
Anonymous asked: Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my cock?
squidwardsuckseggs-deactivated2 asked: youre like paris hilton. there is no pick up line here. you just are.
Anonymous asked: Are you part of a three man group? 'Cause when I saw you, I blue myself.
constellationlcd asked: Baby, your sex is like lightning. It tends to kill those it comes in contact with and start fires.
Anonymous asked: Were you in boy scouts? because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Anonymous asked: Baby, your sex is like lightning. It doesn't last very long.
Anonymous asked: Can I please take a swim in this "MagicalSeaOfNick"?
Anonymous asked: Did it hurt? When those huge balls of yours dropped
Anonymous asked: Are you a tamale? Cause you're hot.
Anonymous asked: Boy, are you from Tennessee? Cause you're fucking sexy.
Anonymous asked: The word of the day is legs! Let's go to your room & spread the word ;)
Anonymous asked: Boy, I ain't no hipster, but I can make your penis hard.
Anonymous asked: Baby, are you Jamaican? Because I want to fuck you.
Anonymous asked: Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
freddiesexypants asked: Hey baby, let's go violate the Jedi code ;D
Anonymous asked: I may look like an Ewok baby, but I'm all Wookie where it counts. (;
dancingthedaysaway asked: i've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?? ;)
Anonymous asked: Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle(;
constellationlcd asked: Is your name nick? Because you seem like a nick.
Anonymous asked: There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Anonymous asked: is your name nick because i want to have sex with you.
madimuffin01 asked: Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light saber? ;)
dancingthedaysaway asked: Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? ;)
Anonymous asked: Youre so hot that i forgot my pick-up line ;]
flotsamjunk asked: You've been a bad boy, go to my room. See you tomorrow in yours okay how nice.